Everyone is meat.

My foster parents.

The neighbor's dog.

My biological parents who abandoned me.

I do not care that they put me up for adoption.

I care that they picked the wrong twin to keep.

So they must die.

To be filleted or not to be filleted, as Shakespeare said.

And they will be as soon as I find someone who knows where they are.

Natalia Bell, social worker extraordinaire, knows. So I take her.

But this little flower has thorns, each prick causing new feelings to sprout.

I'll have to kill her before she does something crazy, like make me fall in love with her.

And what of this Jokester twin of mine? Will he feel the sting of my blade?

Can love stall my hand from slitting Natalia's pretty little throat?

Find out on the next episode of Chef's Kiss.